The De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn’t Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew [Cracked.com] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers.
You are an idiot. Don’t get defensive! It’s not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn’t have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don’t know what the pyramids really looked like. You’re even pooping wrong - Jesus
Do you have the Cracked De-Textbook yet? If not, why do you hate freedom, love and beer?
On Tuesday, December 10, Jack, Michael, Soren, Cody, Adam and I will be reading from and signing copies of The De-Textbook at the Barnes and Noble on the Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica.
BIG NEWS. On Thursday, December 12, at 7pm, come to Meltdown Comics for the biggest…
This is true, but he forgot to mention the food truck. Apparently “truck” is an acceptable portion size now.
is it true that your website is giving everyone viruses
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I don’t know who took over the Cracked Tumblr recently, but I’m really happy they just discovered Supernatural. Do a gifset of slamming-against-the-wall-heartfelt-conversations next, please.
Make a dog friend today! And tomorrow! And every day! MEET DOGS DAMMIT
The English, Icelandic, and Italian people are the only ones who have ever actually seen a dog, apparently.
Hi Cracked! I was wondering how the kindle version of the detextbook would work. Like, I don't even think kindle can display pictures in books, can they? O:
Believe it depends which Kindle model you’re running. If yours can display pictures, The-De Textbook should show you pictures.
And you’re right to want De-Textbook pics, we’ve got everything from ancient monster-snakes that were real to a Viking gravity god we made up.
Wait, holy shit I think I finally understand orbital cycles.
There are books that will tell you how to repair a motorcycle or how to bake a cake or how to wire a lamp. And there should be, because motorcycles, cakes, and lamps are things with specific parts that can be studied and analyzed and mastered. When you buy a guide that promises to teach you how to have more sex with more women, you’ve taken your first wrong step, because you immediately start looking at women the way you look at motorcycles — as a standard piece of equipment with interchangeable parts.