I forgot I made this stupid thing:
You know the power of the sock-chucks. If you don’t, you will. Soon.
I live 2 minutes from that laboratory. Will you aide me in a pillaging of its blob-drug technology?
Yes. I hope you’re ready. I’m already welding a shark cage onto a van, for reasons that are unclear even to me, but I suspect it’s because I saw them do it on A-Team once.
Acoustic Levitation
At the U.S. Department of Energy’s Argonne National Laboratory, scientists have been experimenting with sound waves and pharmaceutical solutions, levitating soluble drops between two speakers facing each other. While their research has produced some visually fascinating results, it has also led to the discovery of a far more effective method for creating amorphous drugs, which happen to be the more desirable of two forms that pharmaceutical drugs can take.Watch Video Here.
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Finally, somebody in charge got a clue and invented HoverDrugs™.
Advising our readers to sex their way into assassinating the president is probably not going to work.
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My work emails are the best. (via kathythewriter) That was Jack. Another piece of feedback from him that I actually left yesterday: “Emphasize that guilt is like the auto-erotic asphyxiation of emotions.” My boss is the best boss. |
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We owe this unwieldy, decorative spring all to you. But no, you can’t touch it.
“U can’t touch this.” -Cracked.com’s Webby Acceptance Speech, 2013
No more of this “holding doors for others” nonsense. From here on out, it’s every threshold-crosser for himself.
4 Good Manners It’s Time to Stop Pretending We Care About
Listen, I’m the most genteel motherfucker around, and I’ll violate your useless slop-hole if you say otherwise. But even I have to admit that some aspects of our polite society are at best outdated and at worst needlessly complicating our already hectic lives. (And some of us have long days of slop-hole violating to get to — life’s busy enough.) There are some social faux pas that, for better or worse, we just need to let go. You’re not going to help anyone by …
#4. Holding the Door
It’s not the most accurate title, but ‘4 reasons fuck you and shut up’ wasn’t going over well with the ad folks.
This is the best picture on the Internet.
ACE OF SPADEZ
“I’m gonna draw a pretty star right there, so everybody will know I’ve got the whole universe in my pocket.”
This is a man’s, a man’s world, but it wouldn’t be nothin’ without a complicated series of anti-Peeping Tom diagrams for a woman or a girl.
5 Craziest Ways Men Have Censored Female Sexuality
#4. Chinese Police Issue a Complex Chart to Stop Peeping Toms
In 2012, the Zhejiang province police in China got fed up with creeps spying on women and decided to end this peeping tom epidemic once and for all. After browsing their heavily censored version of Google for a while, the officers came up with the ultimate solution to protect the modesty of Chinese women: math.
The police’s website divulged a series of charts and diagrams designed to help women avoid giving men a look up their skirts … as long as they have a degree in geometry.
Prevention? Nice try, China. I know a how-to guide when I see it.
