A little cold still
This is like the time lapse segment on a nature documentary. “Hmm? No, I can’t go out tonight. I’m watching Shelby slowly die on Tumblr.”
This looks like an incredibly heavy commercial for Silk.
That’s fucking Silk’s job. It’s fucking Silk’s job to get inside you and help you evolve beyond a mewling entitled man-baby. Fuck you. Silk.
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If you’re surrounded by enough of this Pepto-Bismol hue…
…don’t even try to play your best college football (because you won’t).
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All I’m saying is that, in the recording of this podcast, we made fun of babies for like a good twenty minutes. That is valuable and meaningful entertainment.
Perhaps the strangest thing I’ve learned from the James Franco story is that DFYF (“don’t fuck your friends”) is also commonly used to mean “don’t fuck your fans.” It is such frequently given advice that it has its own acronym. How do we even need to say that out loud? Is that not already a transparently bad idea? How out of check would your ego get if you only boned fans?
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"SHUT UP I KNOW EVERYTHING I DO IS THE BEST EVERYTHING."
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