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Oh hey, just made this site. You know, in case you just can’t get enough blogging. You might be blog-deficient. Seriously. You be careful. That shit’ll make your teeth fall out.
coreyarango asked: I live 2 minutes from that laboratory. Will you aide me in a pillaging of its blob-drug technology?
Advising our readers to sex their way into assassinating the president is...– My work emails are the best. (via kathythewriter) That was Jack. Another piece of feedback from him that I actually left yesterday: “Emphasize that guilt is like the auto-erotic asphyxiation of emotions.” My boss is the best boss.
Every time I check my Tumblr, I spend five minutes just wondering “what the fuck IS this thing?” I mean seriously, what am I supposed to do with it? Is it a blog? Is it a photo-album? Is it like Reddit for people that hate democracy? I don’t know. Here’s a drunk cat. Fuck you.
Kathy the Writer: My book sales so far have been... →
kathythewriter: My book sales so far have been described as “disappointing,” you guys. My heart is totally broken. I have thousands of friends/fans across social media and so far less than 100 of you have bought my book. If it doesn’t sell I might not be able to write another one. So I am literally begging you… Amazon Kindle Barnes & Noble Also available in all good bookstores...
sublund asked: You mentioned glenlivet in another question you answered. Is that your favorite scotch? I bought a bottle recently and I love it.
Kathy the Writer: The Ashe Cantrell Rips Off... →
weirdshitblog: Just under two years ago, Cracked.com’s Robert Brockway held a fundraiser because he was having a bunch of financial issues like all of his shit getting stolen and things like that. I’m in a similar predicament now, so I am stealing Brockway’s idea and phrasing it so… This guy’s trying to steal my balls! Everybody give him money so he’ll stop!
thekelayahobjective asked: Dear Brockway, ever thought of teaming up with Luke McKinney and starting your own gaming blog? Because you two are geniouses when it comes to writing articles on games. Whenever I see a gaming article/list on Cracked I immediately think "this must be written by either Brockway or McKinney".
bahbahbadwolf asked: Thank you for your wonderful Bioshock article, I haven't had anyone to talk about the ending with and I, someone who never goes on forums anymore, just wrote 51 comments on this post. You're the best thank you so much!
2-and-2-deactivated20130519 asked: Do you ever tell people "it's my way, or the brockway!" and then when they look at you confused you have to explain that what you're saying is both ways are your way?
psycholosophy asked: It's cool that there are physical copies of Rx available, but personally I'm waiting for the notated version. When's that coming out?
okscrewitiguessipoststuffnow-de asked: I have thought your name was Brockaway for like, three years now. I feel like everything I know is now a lie.
Paperback copies up now on Amazon!
johncheesecracked: thebrockway: Physical copies of Rx are now for sale through Amazon.com. Buy them, or forever regret it until the day that you die. Which, if you don’t buy them, will be tomorrow. Fuck yes. Buy this bitch and buy it angrily. Violently buy this. (Sorry, I just watched the original Walking Tall — I still have some kickass left over.) BUY IT SO HARD IT PHYSICALLY HURTS...
thekelayahobjective asked: What if we book snobs wait for the Brockway Gesamtwerk editions, bound in skin of a baby by blind Tibetan monks, on acid free paper? Could we thusly say us missing the paperback edition is snobbly justified?
Paperback copies up now on Amazon!
Physical copies of Rx are now for sale through Amazon.com. Buy them, or forever regret it until the day that you die. Which, if you don’t buy them, will be tomorrow.
icastfist asked: I absolutely love your work, Brockway, but I have to ask: is there any chance of the old "retarded Cracked fanfiction" or Geoff and Chaz getting BAM! Greenlit again? I do so miss DOB's Jack puns and the tales of rhino cocaine.
Paperback copies of Rx: A Tale of...
Holy shit! Paperback copies of Rx are finally for sale! Just CreateSpace for now, but many other stores are pending in the next week!
Reading the Rx episodes right now? You should probably check this out…
sublund asked: How long does it take you to grow a beard?
meowpuppy asked: What's your favorite brand of beer? I'm a fat tire!
thekelayahobjective asked: Hi! Will there be a hardcover with all episodes collected? Or are you taking the pulse of the market first with softcovers?
rocknrolla406 asked: What is a typical work day like for you?
caghain asked: I recently moved to NYC from the wasteland plains of suburban Nevada and was feeling a little claustrophobic. During the course of reading Rx, I really identified with the cramped over-crowded setting (relative to what I was used to) and it honestly helped me sort of deal with it. Anyway this statement technically could count towards community service for a future crime you commit so yeah,...
re: Gunshow Comic
cracked: To all of you polite people who asked, thanks for the heads up, and here is the original source of that “Robot That Screams” comic. We did not remove a watermark or attribution from anything. There is no watermark or url on the original comic. We simply saw a funny comic on Tumblr and clicked “reblog”. To all of you people accusing us of removing a watermark or stealing a comic or...
langyeah asked: In that case, can you do a book of Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventures? Those, as well as the story you did after the BP spill, were legendary.
dasbrink asked: Hey dude, Long time fan. I donated in the "great life fucking of 2010" and of course bought and fucking loved all of RX. Fantastic book. But anyway, you need to do something about the direction they are making you go with your articles. I don't give a shit what jack says, you are being wasted on number list articles. Wasted. the people love narrative Brockway. Crave the sweet word...