April 2012
27 posts
The Man Who Jumped From Space
This is Joseph Kittinger.
He’s a skydiver and an astronaut. At the same time.
Hey, have you ever wanted to make a video game? Well too damn bad, buddy; dreams are for dying orphans and the fae folk. This here is REALITY and you’ve got fucking work tomorrow.
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But you can still help me make one!
Your daily annoyance: Sick of all your video games? Find them sorely lacking in hallucinogenic time travel? Me too! But don’t worry; I got your back.
fleeingbrain asked: Hi Mr. Brockway! Any thought about translating your books in other languages? I know lots of people that would gladly throw you some of their money (for your book, I suppose) but they are worried they may not be able to read a whole book in english.
eridropthebass asked: i'm going to be creepy and say that i love you in an 'oh my god brockway you are amazing' kind of way. you are wonderful and a great writer and hilarious never stop being great <33
getaydsanddine asked: Your 5 Stages of Revenge article was downright Dostoyevsky. Have you read Notes from the Underground?
Also, if you haven’t seen it: The Rx Kickstarter has been updated. Are we going to make a game? You tell me, buddy.
10 Notable Examples from Hollywood's Checkered... →
kathythewriter:
pajiba:
“In theory, we live in a post-racial society. Yes, racism still exists, but we’re not supposed to talk about it anymore. The most powerful man in the world is black, right? So everything is fine. We can move on. That is, until Hollywood casting directors mess with the races of our favorite…
My first article for Pajiba! Please read/share!
New column up at Cracked, regarding the massive, crippling fantasy worlds that exist inside every deluded action fan’s brain. Plus, if you act quick, you can get in there and accuse me of sexism because you’ve never actually experienced it and don’t really know what the word means!
Oh hey, I forgot I had this thing. Shit, I’m sorry. I do Internet wrong. I can make this up to you, one second - here; here’s a picture of a cat:
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…fuck.
“Why ain’t that fuckin’ bus stopping?”
– Crackhead at the bus stop this morning.
“She can suck my straight dick with her crooked mouth.”
– Crackhead at the bus stop this morning.
“You think I don’t know street? I’m cold. I got a heart like...”
– Crackhead at the bus stop this morning
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Almost at 3k! If we break 3k today, I’ll fight a bear!
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In Skyrim.
I’ll try not to cry.
(Excessively.)
ABC Family and Disney Channel Pilots I'm Working...
codyjohnston:
Josh’s Feelings
Keepin’ It Riley
Jiffany In All Seriousness
Kylar Gets His Lessons
Particularly Mandy
Whomever Be Trippin’
Hey! Look! It’s Brad!
Lizz and Samanthica Live On a Boat in the Woods
In all seriousness, I will watch Whomever Be Trippin’. Especially if it’s a teenage drama about hip hop fans sent back in time to the Victorian era.
New column up at Cracked, regarding Kickstarter and how to get bitchin’ video games as a reward for philanthropy. Sure beats that “feeling of well being” crap.
Incredible! This bastard funded and then some in a matter of days. You guys are amazing! And you apparently hate money like it stole Christmas from your village. But remember: This was never a fundraiser — the books were coming out no matter what. This was a pre-order system, and it’s still going!
Rx Kickstarter Almost There!
Holy shit! I posted a link to the pre-order page one time, then went (mostly) offline to move house, came back a few days later, and it’s damn near at a thousand dollars already! You guys are amazing.
However, a few people are donating pretty large sums of money, so I feel I should reiterate something: The books will go ahead as planned no matter what. Please only pledge the amount if you...
I’m extremely good at watching the internet.
I’m pretty okay at using the internet to make things.
I’m very, very bad at participating in the internet.
“Please believe us.”
– All websites today. (via cracked) 